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Just joined forums. Wanted to see if anyone here has any good VG jokes. Nothing mean. More on lore. I only started thinking about this because I made some and thought they were funny

Did you hear about Glaive
Guess he caught Ringo
UNARMED

Ringo just beat us 3v1
Guess you could say he did it
SINGLEHANDEDLY

Cathrine used her shield to keep us dry when it rained yesterday
Guess you could call her a
STORM GUARD

Krul severely misunderstood me when I said he should keep his sword in a chest

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So yeah there's that, hello

Anyone got some?

Oh wow that one about Krul had me rolling.
I'm gonna think of a few and I'll let you know xD

Nice

Think you can keep up with South Park's Jimmy ? It's Hard to beat the king.

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Why do most Koshka players build tanky? Because they're too much of pu$$ies to go all crystal.

Why didn't Ringo want to attack Celeste? Because after seeing her beautiful face, he was stunned.

What do you get when SAW and Celeste have a baby? A shooting star.

What do you call a team whose kraken just died? Krakalackin.

Why did Joule break up with Glaive? He kept pushing her buttons.

Why can't SAW talk while he's walking? He has a disability called stutter-stepping.

Why does Petal always give her minions candy? She's a petalphile.

Your Funny

Those were really too funny...especially the Joule and Petal ones...want more!...😍

Taka: why did the chicken cross the road
Saw: i dont know :/
Taka: to knock on the ugly man's door

---moments later

Taka: Knock knock
Saw: whos there?
Taka: The chicken...
Saw: -.- i saw what you did there

Not funny but atleast XD

What did Ringo say about his teammate?
"Boy, he sure did Taka-lot"

Why was Saw sad about his weapon power?
He had a Sorrow blade

What did Einstein say to the vainglory player?
"Dis music vox!"

All I could think of.

Omg these are all hailarious for clean jokes XD

Phinn, why didnt you grow on the side of a fish