THE TRUE BACKSTORY BEHIND ALL VAINGLORY CHARACTERS (SAW STORY RELEASED) by SolarisFlare

Some may remember me for my SAW and joule guide. Some won't. But this isn't a guide. A mate of mine by the name of ZYRONL, somehow got me to write a backstory for Taka. Since then I have been thinking about whether I should make my own versions for the back stories of all the VG Characters. And I have decided. I present to you:

THE TRUTH BEHIND ALL VG CHARACTERS

I will be putting up different stories for each character each week. Hopefully they are entertaining, even if they are bad. Let's begin with the original, Taka.






Note: I was actually doing a SAW story as well, but as I was reaching towards the end of the story, my iPad suddenly crashed. And guess what. I hadn't saved anything. I'll get around to doing it eventually tho.

This will be a section to write my own thoughts or answer questions! Thanks for the three upvotes so far!

(This is just a copy paste of my original story from a while back. If you came here expecting something else, sorry about that. But more originals will come out soon.)


Once upon a time their was fox. His name was Ta. He had a friend who was a cat. No one knew what his name was, but everyone called him K. One day Ta and K met a human. No one gave a **** about his name. This human was very nice to them. He took them to his home, led them to a basement and game them candy. Then he told them that if they all entered a 'special pod' together, they will get more candy. So Ta, K and the human all walked in. But when they went inside, they all fused! Suddenly scientists from the fold came in and asked who this creature was. Not sure of what to say, they combined Ta and K's name to make Tak. Tak was taken to a training centre where he was taught to become the worlds greatest painter. Instead, he started throwing the paint brushes everywhere and made a mess.

Then they tried to make him into a boxer. He brought knife to the fight and killed the opponent. Then suddenly, they knew what he should be. He should become




A musician. At around this point, he got fed up and told them he wanted to be an assasin. They laughed at him and threw him out of the lab. While walking in the cold weather, he came across a wooden chest. He opened it. It was a pair of arm switchblade things! That was a 1/129400 chance of drop! As he but them on, koshka, who was on shrooms at the time, suddenly attacked him. But just as she was about to pounce on him, the switchblades activated, slicing of Koshkas head. The next day, the people were stunned! No one had ever beaten Koshka while she was on shrooms! Tak was pleased! The scientisist took him back and decided to make him an experimental subject. He was fitted with new, shiny switchblades, which had tips which sometimes set on fire. They taught him how to be invisible. They renamed him : Subject Tak A

Code Name: TAKA

Everyone who has seen SAW knows he is the equivalent of Chuck Norris with a chain gun. But did you know that under that mask actually les a woman. SAW already has dark past as shown by the VG staff, but it is actually even darker than you think

SAW's real name is Samantha Audre Warren. She was a kind lady, loving mother and devoted wife. However, because she lived in the country, she was relatively isolated from other people. This made her house an easy target for thieves. Most of the thieves would beat her up before going off with something valuable. They once even beat up her kids!

One day, she saw an ad on TV talking about the SAW program, a woman's defence program which would improve combat skills to defend yourself. Excited at the prospect of finally stopping robbers from robbing her, she signed immediately for the one week course. The difference was instantly noticeable when she got back.

However, it had a different effect on her mental state. She started becoming a lot more aggressive. It became so bad that once when her husband got a bit annoyed with her, she retaliated with a blow to the face, sending him into a coma. He died about a week later. This made her kids become petrified of her. So they would avoid her whenever she was around. But after a year of no major outbreaks, they believed they could finally trust her. But while Samantha was in her own, she was slowly going insane. The day her kids made any sort of contact with her was day they were found dead with their heads bitten. No, TORN OFF.

From that day Samantha could only survive on the flesh of other people. Every day the local cops would be getting calls for help. But by the time they made it to the scene, it would be too late. The body of the victim would have their bones picked clean. It took 2 years until they could get a single photo of her. And the person that took that photo was killed a second afterwards. It showed a terrifying mask on top of a muscular body.

But one day, they got the upper hand. After using over a hundred snipers to target Samantha, they finally slowed her enough to get a killing blow. Mind you, about 3/4 of those snipers were killed that day. After being backed into a corner, she was about to be killed when a rift appeared beneath her. She fell through that rift into a different world and land straight into what we now know as the halcyon fold. Let me explain:

The reason for all the battles in VG is for the fight over Vain Crystals. These huge crystals contain a huge amount of power. When the very first one was found, it changed the world for ever. However, when it was found in its natural, unrestricted it was mishandled quite easily. This caused it to literally explode, creating rifts across different dimensions, including Samantha's. While many things fell through these rifts, Samantha was only s few people who survived falling through it.

When she was found in the middle of the Halcyon fold, at the time, it was a street market. Authorities took care of her, unaware of her cannibal instincts. After being taken care of for her injuries, they asked her who she was. I forgot to mention this, but her voice had actually become the burly, english guy sort of voice we know today.and they hadn't taken off her mask upon request. So she told them 'he' went by the name of SAW, based on her initials and the program which drove her to this state.

And that's where this part of the story ends. Soon after, she broke out and proceeded to do everything which VG has told us, from stealing his chain gun from under a dreadnaught, to defeating a leviathan. At around the same time, war for the Vain Crystals broke out. SAW found this as an opportunity to satisfy his hunger for human meat. So he signed up as a mercenary for hire. It's well paid, but he fights to quench his bloodthirst. Also, have you ever wondered what happens to the bodies of killed heroes before they respawn?

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